Express Your Honesty: Vintage Style "Sorry, I'm Late" Sticker

Add a dash of retro humor to your everyday life with our vintage-inspired sticker that perfectly captures those moments when social obligations feel like a chore. This delightfully sarcastic accessory features the refreshingly honest phrase "Sorry, I'm Late. I Did Not Want To Come." – the perfect visual representation of what we're all thinking but rarely say aloud.

Classic Vintage Design Meets Modern Wit

Our vintage style sticker combines the charm of retro aesthetics with contemporary humor, creating a piece that feels both nostalgic and incredibly relevant. The carefully crafted design evokes the look of cherished memorabilia while delivering a message that resonates with today's social realities. Each sticker measures approximately 2.75" × 3.25", providing the perfect size to make a statement without overwhelming your chosen surface.

The clear background allows the vintage artwork and typography to take center stage, creating the illusion that the design itself is applied directly to your chosen surface. This thoughtful design choice ensures seamless integration with any item you choose to personalize, from laptops and water bottles to journals and phone cases.

Premium Quality Construction

This isn't just any ordinary sticker – it's crafted to last through the ups and downs of daily use:

• Matte Finish: Unlike glossy alternatives that create distracting glare, our sophisticated matte finish provides a subtle, non-reflective surface that enhances the vintage aesthetic while maintaining visual clarity from any angle.

• Water-Resistant Properties: Life happens, and we've designed this sticker to withstand it. The water-resistant construction protects against occasional splashes, light rain, and brief encounters with moisture, ensuring your sarcastic statement remains intact through everyday adventures.

• Durable Adhesive: The strong yet removable adhesive creates a reliable bond with smooth surfaces while allowing for clean removal when you're ready for a change.

• Premium Print Quality: Every detail of the vintage design is reproduced with exceptional clarity and color accuracy, ensuring your sticker maintains its visual impact over time.

Endless Application Possibilities

This versatile sticker brings personality and humor to virtually any smooth surface:

• Tech Accessories: Personalize laptops, tablets, phone cases, or gaming consoles
• Everyday Items: Enhance water bottles, coffee mugs, notebooks, or planners
• Personal Space: Add character to mirrors, workspace dividers, or storage containers
• Travel Gear: Customize luggage, travel journals, passport holders, or car windows
• Gift Enhancement: Include with greeting cards for an extra touch of personality

A Statement Piece for Every Occasion

Beyond its physical qualities, this sticker serves as a perfect conversation starter and mood-lifter. It's an ideal gift for:

• The fashionably late friend who owns their timing issues
• Introverts who appreciate honesty about social obligations
• Coworkers with a healthy sense of workplace humor
• Anyone who values authenticity and straightforward communication

The vintage aesthetic provides a touch of nostalgia while the message delivers contemporary humor – creating the perfect blend of past and present that appeals across generations.

Express your unfiltered thoughts with our premium "Sorry, I'm Late. I Did Not Want To Come." vintage sticker – where classic design meets modern honesty in one delightfully sarcastic package.

Standard Shipping
3 to 4 business days