Yo, Happy Birthday, Bitch! — Jesse Pinkman Greeting Card

Yo! It’s your birthday, bitch! This Jesse Pinkman greeting card brings the perfect dose of Breaking Bad chaos to their big day. Funny, irreverent, and definitely not your grandma’s birthday card.

The vibe:

✨ Jesse Pinkman energy
✨ Perfect for birthdays and your favorite chaotic bestie
✨ Funny, irreverent, and unapologetically inappropriate
✨ A must-have for Breaking Bad fans
✨ Way more fun than singing “Happy Birthday” at someone

Details:

• 5" x 7" greeting card
• Premium 130 lb cardstock
• Blank inside
• Includes recycled-material envelope
• Clear protective sleeve
• Designed and packed in-house by Betty & Jack
• Designed and printed in Over-the-Rhine, Cincinnati, Ohio
• Packed ready to sell

Because sometimes “Happy Birthday” just needs a little more Jesse Pinkman.

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