Birthday Wishes for Idiots — Ron Swanson Greeting Card

A birthday card with absolutely no interest in being sentimental. 😂🥃 Birthday Wishes for Idiots brings full Ron Swanson energy to the celebration—dry, blunt, and just the right amount of insulting.

Perfect for the friend who would rather be roasted than receive a heartfelt birthday message.

The vibe:

✨ Ron Swanson-inspired humor
✨ Dry, sarcastic, and unapologetically blunt
✨ Perfect for birthdays and your favorite idiot
✨ A must-have for Parks and Recreation fans
✨ Way more entertaining than a boring “hope you have a great day”

Details:

• 5" x 7" greeting card
• Premium 130 lb cardstock
• Blank inside
• Includes recycled-material envelope
• Clear protective sleeve
• Designed and packed in-house by Betty & Jack
• Designed and printed in Over-the-Rhine, Cincinnati, Ohio
• Packed ready to sell

For the birthday idiot who deserves nothing but the best. Or at least a card.

Standard Shipping
3 to 4 business days