At Your Age There's a Chance You'll Piss Yourself Greeting Card

At Your Age There's a Chance You'll Piss Yourself Greeting Card

At Your Age There's a Chance You'll Piss Yourself Greeting Card

At Your Age There's a Chance You'll Piss Yourself Greeting Card

At Your Age There's a Chance You'll Piss Yourself Greeting Card

At Your Age There's a Chance You'll Piss Yourself Greeting Card

At Your Age There's a Chance You'll Piss Yourself Greeting Card

At Your Age There's a Chance You'll Piss Yourself Greeting Card

At Your Age There's a Chance You'll Piss Yourself Greeting Card

At Your Age There's a Chance You'll Piss Yourself Greeting Card

At Your Age There's a Chance You'll Piss Yourself Greeting Card

At Your Age There's a Chance You'll Piss Yourself Greeting Card

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At Your Age There’s a Chance You’ll Piss Yourself Greeting Card

Getting older comes with wisdom, experience, and apparently… less reliable bladder control. 😂 The At Your Age There’s a Chance You’ll Piss Yourself Greeting Card is the perfect birthday card for someone who appreciates their milestones with a healthy dose of inappropriate humor.

Funny, blunt, and definitely not your grandma’s birthday card, it’s made to get a laugh and maybe hit a little too close to home.

The vibe:

✨ brutally honest
✨ inappropriate + hilarious
✨ aging with zero dignity

Details:

5" x 7" greeting card
Premium 130 lb cardstock
Blank inside
Includes envelope made from recycled material
Clear protective sleeve
Packed and ready to sell
Designed and packed in-house by Betty & Jack
Designed and printed in Over-the-Rhine, Cincinnati, Ohio
Probably drunk when they made it. 🍸

get older. laugh harder. pee carefully.

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