You Drink Too Much and Have Questionable Morals Card: Wholesale Sarcastic Romance Stationery Celebrate unconditional love and chaotic camaraderie with the You Drink Too Much and Have Questionable Morals Greeting Card. Combining brutal honesty with genuine affection, this striking card features vintage poster typography in bold teal, mustard yellow, and rust orange over a dark slate background: "YOU DRINK TOO MUCH. YOU SWEAR TOO MUCH. YOU HAVE QUESTIONABLE MORALS. YOU'RE EVERYTHING I COULD EVER ASK FOR." Perfect for Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, or best friend birthdays, it drives instant impulse laughs across stationery displays. Help retail shoppers skip generic, sappy sentimentality in favor of laugh-out-loud relationship reality. Sized at standard 5" x 7", each folded card is professionally printed on premium heavyweight luster cardstock for sharp contrast and lasting counter durability. The interior is left completely blank for custom handwritten notes, inside jokes, or heartfelt roasts, and each card includes a matching mailing envelope. Engineered for high wholesale margins and rapid inventory turnover, it fits seamlessly into vertical spinner racks and checkout fixtures. Wholesale Novelty Greeting Card Specifications * Dimensions: 5" x 7" folded * Stock: Heavyweight luster cardstock * Interior: Blank * Includes: Matching mailing envelope * Merchandising: Card spinners, counter displays, slatwalls * Retail Fit: Gift boutiques, stationery shops, novelty stores