Turn Your Worries Into Flying Fucks Greeting Card

Sometimes the best way to deal with your worries is to tell them to fuck off. 🖕✨ The Turn Your Worries Into Flying Fucks Greeting Card is a hilarious little reminder not to take life—or your stress—too seriously.

Bold, irreverent, and perfectly inappropriate, this card is made for the friend who could use a laugh, a little encouragement, and possibly several flying fucks headed in the opposite direction.

The vibe:

✨ unapologetic + funny
✨ chaotic good energy
✨ give fewer fucks

Details:

• 5" x 7" greeting card
• Premium 130 lb cardstock
• Blank inside
• Includes envelope made from recycled material
• Clear protective sleeve
• Packed and ready to sell
• Designed and packed in-house by Betty & Jack
• Designed and printed in Over-the-Rhine, Cincinnati, Ohio
• Probably drunk when they made it. 🍸

worry less. give fewer fucks. stay wild.

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