On the Bright Side, You’re Not Addicted to Cocaine Card

Sometimes the best encouragement comes with a little dark humor. The On the Bright Side, You’re Not Addicted to Cocaine Card is the perfect way to lift someone’s spirits with a laugh. Whether it’s for a birthday, a tough week, or just because your friend appreciates sarcastic humor, this card delivers a perfectly inappropriate dose of optimism.

Printed on premium, sturdy cardstock, this card feels just as high quality as it is funny. The blank interior leaves plenty of space to add your own heartfelt, supportive, or equally ridiculous message.

Designed and packed in-house by Betty & Jack, this card brings bold humor and personality that stands out in any greeting card display. Each card comes ready for gifting with an envelope made from recycled material and a clear protective sleeve, making it retail-ready for boutiques and gift shops.

Designed and printed in the creative neighborhood of Over-the-Rhine in Cincinnati, Ohio, this card reflects the charm of small-batch design and independent makers—plus a sense of humor that probably came from a late-night brainstorming session.

Details

• Size: 5" x 7"

• Premium, sturdy 130lb cardstock

• Blank inside for your personal message

• Includes envelope made from recycled material

• Clear protective sleeve included

• Designed and packed in-house by Betty & Jack

• Designed and printed in Over-the-Rhine, Cincinnati, Ohio

• Packed and ready for retail display

A hilarious pick for anyone who loves cards that are a little edgy, a little sarcastic, and completely unforgettable.