Not Enough Sage Sticker – A Playful Take on Energy Cleansing

When the vibes are off… and the sage is never enough

If you’ve ever walked into a room and immediately thought, “Nope. Not enough sage in the world,” then this one’s for you. Our Not Enough Sage Sticker is a cheeky, stylish nod to spiritual self-care—with a twist of sarcasm and a whole lot of personality.

Designed for those who believe in clearing the energy but also enjoy a healthy dose of humor, this sticker is perfect for adding a playful edge to your favorite things—whether that’s your water bottle, laptop, journal, mirror, or wherever else you need a little extra energetic armor.

Durable Vinyl With a Retro Vibe

Bold color. Clear message. Built to stick.

This sticker measures approximately 0.7” x 1.25”, making it the ideal small-but-mighty accent for your accessories. Printed on thick, weatherproof vinyl, it’s scratch-resistant, waterproof, and fade-proof—so it’ll hold up on your water bottle through countless dishwashing cycles and still deliver the same sage-y sass.

Featuring vibrant colors and a retro-inspired design with a hint of mystic flair, this sticker turns everyday objects into tiny altars of truth and humor.

For the Sage Burners and the Side-Eye Giver

Express your vibe with just one stick

This sticker is for:

• Spiritual babes who love a good smudge

• Empaths with boundaries

• Those who carry crystals and clap back

• Sticker collectors who know aesthetic matters

Whether you’re genuinely into energy cleansing or just love the idea of sage as a metaphor for mood detoxing, the Not Enough Sage Sticker lets you declare your energy in the most lighthearted (yet accurate) way possible.

Stick it on your car, slap it on your planner, or add it to your sticker board—because your aura deserves armor and aesthetic.

Made for Gifting, Laughing & Collecting

Add to your sticker collection or share the sage wisdom

This sticker makes a great impulse gift, care package addition, or stocking stuffer. It’s especially loved by fans of spiritual humor, collectors of witchy, feminist, or quirky stickers, and anyone who’s ever thought about cleansing a meeting room or family dinner table with a fire extinguisher full of sage.

And if you’re the kind of person who loves a pin and a matching sticker? Don’t worry—we’ve got both. Because some days just need more protection.

Product Highlights

• Keyword: Sticker

• Design: Not Enough Sage – retro-inspired humor with spiritual flair

• Size: Approx. 0.7” x 1.25”

• Material: Weatherproof vinyl

• Features: Scratch-resistant, waterproof, and fade-proof

• Perfect For: Water bottles, laptops, journals, mirrors, planners, and more

• Vibe: Funny, spiritual, protective, witchy, aesthetic

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