Merry Christmas, Skank Greeting Card

Nothing says holiday cheer quite like lovingly insulting your favorite person. This hilariously inappropriate Christmas card is made for your ride-or-die bestie, your favorite chaos queen, or the friend who would absolutely roast you right back. Because the best kind of holiday magic involves questionable language and unconditional friendship.

The vibe:

✨ Festive cheer with a side of sass
✨ For besties on the naughty list
✨ Unfiltered holiday humor
✨ Definitely not for the easily offended

Details:

• 5" x 7" greeting card
• Printed on premium, sturdy 130 lb. cardstock
• Blank inside for your own message
• Includes an envelope made from recycled materials
• Comes in a clear protective sleeve
• Designed and packed by Betty & Jack
• Designed and printed in Over-the-Rhine, Cincinnati, Ohio

For the friend who deserves a little holiday love and a whole lot of attitude.

Standard Shipping
3 to 4 business days