“Hey Bitch, Stay Fabulous!” Card

This one’s for your ride-or-die. The friend who gets it. The friend who is the moment. This “Hey Bitch, Stay Fabulous!” card is equal parts ridiculous and perfect—with a Jesus + unicorn combo that truly makes no sense… and somehow makes all the sense.

It’s silly, a little unhinged, and guaranteed to get a laugh. Whether it’s for a birthday or just because, this is the kind of card that says “I love you” in your language.

Because normal cards are boring—and your friends are not.

The vibe:

✨ chaotic good
✨ ridiculous + iconic
✨ unhinged bestie energy

Details:

• Funny greeting card
• Features Jesus + unicorn graphic
• Perfect for birthdays or any occasion
• Blank inside for your own message
• Made for your funniest friends

Standard Shipping
3 to 4 business days