I've Got a Big Fat Lesbian Crush on You! Greeting Card

Flirty, Bold, and Queer as Hell 💌

Say It Loud, Say It Gay

Declare your feelings in the most fabulous way possible with the "I've Got a Big Fat Lesbian Crush on You!" greeting card—a cheeky, charming, and totally unapologetic way to shoot your shot or celebrate the sapphic love of your life. Inspired by iconic queer culture and bursting with personality, this card is a must-have for anyone who loves loud crushes and louder declarations.

Perfect for Confessions, Anniversaries, or Just Because

Whether you're finally telling your crush how you feel or reminding your partner how obsessed you still are, this card does it all. It's sweet, funny, and just the right amount of dramatic. Bonus points if you're both quoting But I'm a Cheerleader on the regular.

Details That Slay:

• Size: A2 (4.25" x 5.5") – just right for love notes

• Paper: Thick, high-quality cardstock

• Envelope: Included, because we believe in packaging your feelings properly

• Interior: Blank inside – your words, your story

• Designed and printed in the USA

• Created by a women-owned, LGBTQ+ inclusive small business

Not Just a Card—It’s a Whole Vibe

This isn't your average greeting card. It's queer joy, campy romance, and heart-eyed honesty, all wrapped up in one fierce little envelope. Whether you're giving it to your bestie, your boo, or someone who's been giving you butterflies since brunch last summer, this card says it all—with glittery gay flair.