Holy Shit, We’re Still Married Greeting Card

Marriage: the longest-running group project you never asked to be in. Celebrate another anniversary with this hilariously honest card for the couple who has survived the arguments, the questionable decisions, and the “what do you want for dinner?” debates. Romantic? Not exactly. Accurate? Absolutely.

The vibe:

✨ Anniversary humor for the happily unfiltered
✨ Love, laughter, and mild disbelief
✨ For couples who don't do cheesy
✨ A little inappropriate, a lot relatable

Details:

• 5" x 7" greeting card
• Printed on premium, sturdy 130 lb. cardstock
• Blank inside for your own message
• Includes an envelope made from recycled materials
• Comes in a clear protective sleeve
• Designed and packed by Betty & Jack
• Designed and printed in Over-the-Rhine, Cincinnati, Ohio
• Probably drunk when they made it (their words, not ours)

For the couple proving that love is patient, love is kind, and apparently love has a very high tolerance for nonsense.

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