Happy Birthday You Smelly Pirate Hooker – Ron Burgundy Card

Bring big laughs to someone’s birthday with the Happy Birthday You Smelly Pirate Hooker – Ron Burgundy Card. Inspired by the iconic and hilarious line from Ron Burgundy, this card is perfect for the friend who loves classic comedy, bold humor, and birthday cards that are anything but boring.

Printed on premium, sturdy cardstock, this card has a quality feel that matches its unforgettable message. The blank interior leaves plenty of space to write your own birthday wishes—whether heartfelt, sarcastic, or just as ridiculous as the quote itself.

Designed and packed in-house by Betty & Jack, this card brings personality and humor that stands out in any greeting card display. Each one comes packaged with an envelope made from recycled material and a clear protective sleeve, making it retail-ready and easy to gift.

Designed and printed in the vibrant Over-the-Rhine neighborhood of Cincinnati, Ohio, this card reflects small-batch creativity and independent design—with a little late-night humor thrown in for good measure.

Details

• Size: 5" x 7"

• Premium, sturdy 130lb cardstock

• Blank inside for your personal message

• Includes envelope made from recycled material

• Clear protective sleeve included

• Designed and packed in-house by Betty & Jack

• Designed and printed in Over-the-Rhine, Cincinnati, Ohio

• Packed and ready for retail display

A perfect birthday card for anyone who appreciates iconic movie quotes and humor that’s a little bold, a little ridiculous, and totally unforgettable.

Standard Shipping
3 to 4 business days