Happy Birthday — Keep Ya Age Out My Mouth Greeting Card

Aging is a privilege, but announcing the number? Absolutely not. This hilariously sassy birthday card is for the friend who believes in celebrating life while keeping certain details classified. Perfect for your favorite birthday babe who looks good, feels good, and doesn't need anyone doing the math out loud.

The vibe:

✨ Birthday sass with zero apologies
✨ Getting older, staying iconic
✨ For the age-is-just-a-number crowd
✨ A little shade, a whole lot of love

Details:

• 5" x 7" greeting card
• Printed on premium, sturdy 130 lb. cardstock
• Blank inside for your own message
• Includes an envelope made from recycled materials
• Comes in a clear protective sleeve
• Designed and packed by Betty & Jack
• Designed and printed in Over-the-Rhine, Cincinnati, Ohio

Celebrate the birthday. Eat the cake. Keep the birth year classified.

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