Happy Birthday, I Got You Some Trash Greeting Card

Because the best gifts don't have to be expensive—they just have to be funny. This sarcastic birthday card is perfect for your favorite chaos goblin, trash-loving bestie, or friend whose sense of humor is as questionable as your gift-giving skills. It's the thought that counts, right? Right.

The vibe:

✨ Birthday wishes with a side of sass
✨ Delightfully trashy humor
✨ For besties who appreciate the ridiculous
✨ Low effort, high entertainment value

Details:

• 5" x 7" greeting card
• Printed on premium, sturdy 130 lb. cardstock
• Blank inside for your own message
• Includes an envelope made from recycled materials
• Comes in a clear protective sleeve
• Designed and packed by Betty & Jack
• Designed and printed in Over-the-Rhine, Cincinnati, Ohio

It's the birthday thought that counts. The actual gift? That's between you and the trash can.

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