Dear Diary, Today I Almost Slapped a Bitch Glitter Cat Sticker – Snarky Retro Vinyl Decal

Snarky, sparkly, and painfully relatable — the Dear Diary, Today I Almost Slapped a Bitch sticker features a grumpy cat journaling its daily frustrations in the most dramatic way possible. Finished with a holographic glitter overlay and soft pastel rainbow details, this design delivers bold humor with an irresistible retro-kitsch aesthetic.

Perfect for those who love sarcastic humor, cat memes, and collectible novelty stickers, this 3-inch die-cut vinyl sticker makes a statement wherever it’s placed. The glossy surface enhances the vibrant color pop while the glitter sparkle catches the light for maximum visual impact.

Made from thick, durable vinyl, this sticker is waterproof, weatherproof, and scratch-resistant — ideal for laptops, water bottles, journals, planners, phone cases, skateboards, coolers, and more. Built to last indoors or outdoors, it maintains its shine and color over time.

FEATURES:

• 3" die-cut vinyl sticker

• Holographic glitter finish with pastel rainbow details

• Thick, durable vinyl construction

• Waterproof, weatherproof, and scratch-resistant

• Glossy surface with vibrant color pop
  

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Add this funny cat glitter sticker to your collection for a bold, conversation-starting design.

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