Being Without You Would Be the Worst — Jean-Ralphio Greeting Card

For the person who makes life significantly more fun—and whose absence would be, quite frankly, the worst. Inspired by Jean-Ralphio from Parks and Recreation, this hilarious 5x7 card brings the perfect amount of chaotic affection to birthdays, anniversaries, friendship milestones, or just because.

The vibe:

✨ Chaotic affection
✨ Unhinged friendship energy
✨ Hilarious with a surprisingly sweet heart
✨ For your favorite partner in crime

Details:

• 5 x 7 inches
• Premium 130 lb cardstock
• Blank inside for your own message
• Includes envelope made from recycled material
• Clear protective sleeve
• Designed and packed in-house by Betty & Jack
• Designed and printed in Over-the-Rhine, Cincinnati, Ohio

Because nothing says I love you quite like a Jean-Ralphio-level declaration of emotional dependence.

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