🔥 If I Wanted the Patriarchy, I’d Have Stayed in Church – Feminist Retro Vinyl Sticker Tired of tiptoeing around systems built to silence you? So are we. This unapologetically bold sticker blends vintage charm with biting sarcasm—a perfect response to purity culture, church trauma, and patriarchy fatigue in 2025. Whether you left the pews, the patriarchy, or just need a daily reminder of your own liberation, this sticker was made for loud women with sharper minds (and sharper wit). Perfect for laptops, water bottles, or as a conversation starter in a sea of silence. 🌈 Ideal For: Exvangelicals, feminists, deconstruction journeys, therapy veterans, your book club bestie, or anyone over it in this election season.