Get In Loser. We're Leaving the Planet Matte Vinyl Sticker

Earth had a good run. 🚀 Get In Loser. We're Leaving the Planet is the perfect sticker for anyone who's ready to clock out of reality and head for the nearest galaxy. With a smooth matte finish and serious staying power, it's made for your water bottle, laptop, car, cooler, or anywhere else that needs a little cosmic attitude.

The vibe:

✨ Cosmic chaos
✨ Unhinged but relatable
✨ Funny with a little existential energy
✨ For anyone ready to leave this planet

Details:

• High-quality matte vinyl die-cut sticker
• Smooth, premium finish
• Scratch-resistant and weatherproof
• Durable adhesive that stays put without leaving a sticky mess
• Great for water bottles, laptops, phones, skateboards, fridges, coolers, bar carts, car bumpers, and more
• Created in-house by Betty & Jack in Cincinnati, Ohio

Stick it somewhere visible and start planning your escape route.

Standard Shipping
3 to 4 business days