Bring a playful twist to myth and reality with this witty 4-bar folded card, printed on 100% recycled cardstock. Featuring the humorous line, "Sure, when Aphrodite gets naked on a giant clamshell, she’s a ‘goddess.’ But when I do it, I’m ‘drunk’ and ‘no longer welcome at the aquarium,’” it’s perfect for anyone who loves a cheeky nod to the gods with a dash of modern mischief. The blank inside lets you add your own message, making it an ideal card to share laughs and spark conversations while staying eco-friendly.

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