You’re Not Old. You’re Vintage. Birthday Greeting Card

Old? Absolutely not. Vintage. ✨ The You’re Not Old. You’re Vintage. Birthday Greeting Card is the perfect birthday pick for anyone who’s aging like a fine piece of treasure.

Funny, flattering, and just the right amount of cheeky, this 5" x 7" card is a celebration of getting older without taking it too seriously. Blank inside so you can add your own birthday wishes, sass, or questionable age-related jokes.

The vibe:

✨ vintage + fabulous
✨ birthday sass
✨ aging like fine wine

Details:

• 5" x 7" greeting card
• Premium 130 lb cardstock
• Blank inside
• Includes envelope made from recycled material
• Clear protective sleeve
• Packed and ready to sell
• Designed and packed in-house by Betty & Jack
• Designed and printed in Over-the-Rhine, Cincinnati, Ohio
• Probably drunk when they made it. 🍸

get older. stay vintage. stay wild.

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