With Age Comes Wisdom and Shitting Pants Greeting Card

Getting older is a gift… sometimes a very leaky one. 😂 The With Age Comes Wisdom and Shitting Pants Greeting Card is the perfect way to celebrate birthdays, milestones, and the beautifully unfiltered reality of getting older.

Funny, irreverent, and guaranteed to get a laugh, this 5" x 7" card is blank inside so you can add your own words of wisdom—or questionable life advice.

The vibe:

✨ brutally honest
✨ hilarious + inappropriate
✨ aging gracefully-ish

Details:

• 5" x 7" greeting card
• Premium 130 lb cardstock
• Blank inside
• Includes envelope made from recycled material
• Clear protective sleeve
• Packed and ready to sell
• Designed and packed in-house by Betty & Jack
• Designed and printed in Over-the-Rhine, Cincinnati, Ohio
• Probably drunk when they made it. 🍸

Standard Shipping
3 to 4 business days