Older, Wiser, Hotter Birthday Card

Older? Yes. Wiser? Absolutely. Hotter? Obviously. 🔥 The Older, Wiser, Hotter Birthday Card is the perfect birthday pick for someone who only gets better with age.

Fun, flattering, and just the right amount of cheeky, this card celebrates getting older without taking yourself—or your birthday—too seriously.

The vibe:

✨ confident + sassy
✨ aging like a fine wine
✨ birthday hottie energy

Details:

• 5" x 7" greeting card
• Premium 130 lb cardstock
• Blank inside
• Includes envelope made from recycled material
• Clear protective sleeve
• Packed and ready to sell
• Designed and packed in-house by Betty & Jack
• Designed and printed in Over-the-Rhine, Cincinnati, Ohio
• Probably drunk when they made it. 🍸

get older. get hotter. stay wild.

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