Dog Years Birthday Card

Aging… but make it funny. This “In dog years, you’re old as f*ck” birthday card is the perfect mix of humor and honesty—because what are birthdays without a little roasting?

It’s cheeky, unexpected, and guaranteed to get a laugh (or at least a shocked smile). And hey… it’s all said with love.

The vibe:

✨ funny + bold
✨ a little savage
✨ birthday humor

Details:

• A2 greeting card (4.25" x 5.5")
• Printed on 110lb paper
• Blank inside for your message

A little roast… for their special day.

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