“Are You a Beaver? Cuz Dam.” Card

A classic pick-up line… but make it iconic. This “Are You a Beaver? Cuz Dam.” card is equal parts cheesy and hilarious—the kind of humor that never gets old (and always gets a reaction).

Perfect for flirting, birthdays, or just making someone laugh, it’s light, playful, and just the right amount of ridiculous.

Because sometimes the worst jokes are the best ones.

The vibe:

✨ punny + flirty
✨ silly + fun
✨ guaranteed laugh

Details:

• 5" x 7" greeting card
• Blank inside
• Printed on premium 130lb cardstock
• Includes recycled envelope
• Packaged in protective sleeve
• Designed and printed in Cincinnati, Ohio

A little cheesy… a lot charming.

Standard Shipping
3 to 4 business days