Make a bold statement with the Retrograde Patch: I Identify as the Problem! Perfect for adding a touch of attitude and humor to your favorite jacket, bag, or accessory, this patch is as practical as it is eye-catching. Whether you’re embracing your inner chaos or just love a quirky accessory, this patch speaks volumes with style.

Key Features of the Retrograde Patch

Dimensions: A Compact Statement

The Retrograde Patch measures 3 inches by 3 inches, making it the perfect size to stand out without overpowering your ensemble. Its square shape creates a clean, modern look that works well on everything from backpacks to denim jackets. Whether you place it solo or mix it with other patches, its witty message will always draw attention.

Iron-On Backing for Easy Application

This patch comes with an iron-on backing, allowing for quick and convenient attachment. In just a few minutes, you can add a unique flair to your items without the hassle of sewing.

Durability Tips: Stitch for Long-Lasting Use

While the iron-on backing is a great feature, we recommend stitching the edges to ensure your patch remains securely in place. Over time, regular wear and washing can cause the edges to lift, but a few stitches will keep your patch looking flawless for years to come. Whether you choose hand-stitching or a machine, the extra effort guarantees durability and style that lasts.

Design and Material

The Retrograde Patch is crafted from high-quality embroidered fabric, featuring crisp, vibrant lettering that pops against its bold background. The cheeky phrase, "I Identify as the Problem," is designed with sharp, clean typography that ensures legibility and visual impact. The patch’s sturdy material resists fraying, making it perfect for everyday wear and tear.

Perfect for Personalization

Looking to make your style your own? The Retrograde Patch is a great way to customize:

• Clothing: Add it to your denim jackets, flannels, or hoodies for an edgy, personalized vibe.
• Accessories: Decorate backpacks, tote bags, or even hats to showcase your unique personality.
• DIY Projects: Use it to elevate your crafting projects, like custom quilts, wall hangings, or gifts for friends.

Why You'll Love This Patch

• Bold Statement: The humorous phrase stands out, making it a great conversation starter.
• Easy to Use: The iron-on backing offers a simple application process, even for beginners.
• Durable and Stylish: High-quality embroidery and the option to stitch the edges ensure it stays in place and looks sharp.
• Compact Design: Its 3-inch size makes it versatile and easy to pair with other patches or designs.

Application Instructions

1. Preheat your iron to a medium setting (no steam).
2. Place the patch in your desired location, design side up.
3. Cover it with a thin cloth or parchment paper.
4. Press the iron firmly on the patch for 20-30 seconds.
5. Allow it to cool and set before handling.
6. For maximum durability, stitch around the edges after ironing.

Add a little self-aware humor to your wardrobe with the Retrograde Patch: I Identify as the Problem. Shop now and let your accessories do the talking!

Standard Shipping
3 to 4 business days