{"product_id":"on-the-bright-side-youre-not-addicted-to-cocaine-5x7-greeting-card","title":"On the Bright Side, You're not Addicted to Cocaine Card","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"flex flex-col text-sm pb-25\"\u003e\n\u003carticle class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none [--shadow-height:45px] has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none has-data-writing-block:-mt-(--shadow-height) has-data-writing-block:pt-(--shadow-height) [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\" dir=\"auto\" data-turn-id=\"request-WEB:180ea6a4-5232-490a-b161-3721825502cf-5\" data-testid=\"conversation-turn-12\" data-scroll-anchor=\"true\" data-turn=\"assistant\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto pb-10 [--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-xs,calc(var(--spacing)*4))] @w-sm\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-sm,calc(var(--spacing)*6))] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-lg,calc(var(--spacing)*16))] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col gap-4 grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-message-author-role=\"assistant\" data-message-id=\"9bc90b73-2ead-45a8-bf21-d1ba7159bf1c\" dir=\"auto\" data-message-model-slug=\"gpt-5-3\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert w-full wrap-break-word dark markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"59\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"59\"\u003eOn the Bright Side, You’re Not Addicted to Cocaine Card\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"61\" data-end=\"411\"\u003eSometimes the best encouragement comes with a little dark humor. The \u003cstrong data-start=\"130\" data-end=\"189\"\u003eOn the Bright Side, You’re Not Addicted to Cocaine Card\u003c\/strong\u003e is the perfect way to lift someone’s spirits with a laugh. Whether it’s for a birthday, a tough week, or just because your friend appreciates sarcastic humor, this card delivers a perfectly inappropriate dose of optimism.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"413\" data-end=\"615\"\u003ePrinted on premium, sturdy cardstock, this card feels just as high quality as it is funny. The blank interior leaves plenty of space to add your own heartfelt, supportive, or equally ridiculous message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"617\" data-end=\"915\"\u003eDesigned and packed in-house by Betty \u0026amp; Jack, this card brings bold humor and personality that stands out in any greeting card display. 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