{"product_id":"i-love-you-despite-the-warning-signs-greeting-card","title":"I Love You Despite the Warning Signs Greeting Card","description":"Wholesale I Love You Despite the Warning Signs Card: Sarcastic Cat Romance Stationery\n\nThe Wholesale I Love You Despite the Warning Signs Greeting Card is a 5x7 collectible retro humor romance card featuring a vintage Victorian cat illustration, engineered for wholesale stationery racks and checkout counters in gift boutiques, bookstores, and specialty novelty shops. Pairing an innocent, wide-eyed fluffy feline portrait with the blunt, deadpan caption \"I Love You Despite the Warning Signs,\" this design embraces modern red-flag dating humor and dry relationship realism. It provides retail shoppers with a refreshing, laugh-out-loud alternative to sappy romantic sentiments, delivering a playful roast perfect for anniversaries, Valentine's Day, or quirky everyday declarations of love.\n\nProfessionally printed on heavy premium luster cardstock, each card delivers rich color depth, sharp illustration details, and a semi-gloss sheen that resists scuffs during high-traffic customer browsing. The standard 5x7-inch format includes an uncoated blank interior ready for custom handwritten messages and comes complete with a matching paper mailing envelope. Perfectly dimensioned for commercial spinner racks, counter easels, and tabletop displays, this high-margin comedic staple drives effortless impulse sales and consistent inventory turn for retail stockists.\n\nFunny Romance Cards \u0026amp; Sarcastic Cat Stationery Specifications\n\n * Dimensions: 5\" x 7\" (folded) \n * Stock: Premium luster cardstock \n * Interior: Blank \n * Includes: Matching mailing envelope \n * Occasion: Valentine's Day, anniversaries, sarcastic romance, friendship \n * Display Compatibility: Standard 5x7 card spinner racks and counter displays ","brand":"Shady Front","offers":[{"title":"Card and Envelope Only","offer_id":50714830110882,"sku":"WARNINGSIGNSCARD0010925","price":4.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0580\/6954\/9218\/files\/be5e7a4275650a86b3ca62d3db8d5992c28fbc023b53b9608c5590137b1e2e05.jpg?v=1792882324","url":"https:\/\/forthelovelv.com\/products\/i-love-you-despite-the-warning-signs-greeting-card","provider":"For the love, LV","version":"1.0","type":"link"}