{"product_id":"i-got-you-some-jumper-cables-greeting-card","title":"I Got You Some Jumper Cables Greeting Card","description":"I Got You Some Jumper Cables Greeting Card: Wholesale Funny Adult Stationery\n\nThe I Got You Some Jumper Cables Greeting Card is a wholesale 5\" x 7\" stationery staple printed on premium luster cardstock, showcasing a retro-style illustration of a grinning vintage mechanic in suspenders clutching heavy-duty jumper cables along a rural highway beneath bold typography reading \"I GOT YOU SOME JUMPER CABLES SINCE YOU LIKE TO START S--T,\" engineered for boutique gift shops, stationery spinner racks, novelty displays, and impulse checkout counters. Because we all have a s--t talker that we love! Ditching generic card lameness for hilarious sarcastic adult humor, this cheeky design delivers unforgettable laughs, driving rapid point-of-sale impulse turns across retail registers.\n\nEach folded card measures 5x7 inches, arrives blank inside for custom handwritten messages, and includes a matching envelope. Offered in bulk wholesale bundles or retail-ready packaging featuring individual protective clear cello sleeves, this high-margin stationery staple is structured to optimize inventory turnover and store shelf profitability.\n\nWholesale Funny Jumper Cables Novelty Greeting Card Specifications\n\n * Dimensions: 5\" x 7\" folded (A7 format) \n * Stock: Heavyweight premium luster cardstock \n * Finish: Low-glare satin luster exterior \n * Interior: Blank and uncoated \n * Envelope: Matching A7 white envelope included \n * Display: Fits standard spinner and counter racks ","brand":"Shady Front","offers":[{"title":"Card and Envelope Only","offer_id":50714830340258,"sku":"IGOTYOUJUMPERCABLESCARD020425","price":4.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0580\/6954\/9218\/files\/f0763b016da2ef7114a3f9c2732dcae4b09ab6e20fc36655725e41dd42be3ade.jpg?v=1792882343","url":"https:\/\/forthelovelv.com\/products\/i-got-you-some-jumper-cables-greeting-card","provider":"For the love, LV","version":"1.0","type":"link"}