{"product_id":"holy-shit-were-still-married-5x7-greeting-card","title":"Holy Shit We're Still Married Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHoly Shit, We’re Still Married Greeting Card\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMarriage: the longest-running group project you never asked to be in. Celebrate another anniversary with this hilariously honest card for the couple who has survived the arguments, the questionable decisions, and the “what do you want for dinner?” debates. Romantic? Not exactly. Accurate? Absolutely.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe vibe:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✨ Anniversary humor for the happily unfiltered\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✨ Love, laughter, and mild disbelief\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✨ For couples who don't do cheesy\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✨ A little inappropriate, a lot relatable\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDetails:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-spread=\"false\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e5\" x 7\" greeting card\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrinted on premium, sturdy 130 lb. cardstock\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIncludes an envelope made from recycled materials\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eComes in a clear protective sleeve\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDesigned and packed by Betty \u0026amp; Jack\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDesigned and printed in Over-the-Rhine, Cincinnati, Ohio\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eProbably drunk when they made it (their words, not ours)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor the couple proving that love is patient, love is kind, and apparently love has a very high tolerance for nonsense.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Thanks You're Welcome","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50595337076898,"sku":null,"price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0580\/6954\/9218\/files\/44f83a0c18e14c5e4d02e36bafb431a52c9b3733192de8d7d0ee22d3057d5f04.png?v=1791758940","url":"https:\/\/forthelovelv.com\/products\/holy-shit-were-still-married-5x7-greeting-card","provider":"For the love, LV","version":"1.0","type":"link"}