500+ Funny & Unique Candles – Hand-Poured in California

Looking for a candle that says what everyone else is thinking? You’ve come to the right wax. We offer 500+ funny, sassy, and one-of-a-kind candles, all proudly hand-poured in California. Whether you’re gifting for a birthday, wedding, housewarming, holiday—or just trying to make someone laugh out loud—we’ve got the perfect scent with a side of sarcasm (or sweetness).

As a woman-owned business, we pour every candle ourselves in our sunny California studio. Each one is made in small batches daily, so you get top-notch quality, fresh scent, and just the right amount of personality in every jar.

Why Our Candles Are a Big Deal (Besides the Humor)

🌿 100% Soy Wax, Always

We use 100% soy wax for a clean, slow burn—no toxins, no junk. Just biodegradable goodness that’s better for you and the planet.

🌸 Premium Scents, No Nasties

We only use high-quality fragrance and essential oils that are phthalate-free and paraben-free. That means your home smells amazing without compromising your health.

🕯 Cotton Wicks, No Lead Ever

Our lead-free cotton wicks ensure a stable, even burn with no weird smoke or headaches.

Candles That Say It All

From “Smells Like Regret” to “Congrats on That Thing You Did,” our candles speak fluent sarcasm, awkwardness, and heartfelt sincerity—sometimes all at once.

Perfect for:

• Birthdays (your bestie will cackle)

• Weddings (something blue? Try something witty)

• Housewarmings (because nothing says “home” like a candle called “Freshly Signed Lease”)

• Holidays (yes, we have a candle that smells like surviving family dinners)

Each candle is a little bit cheeky, a little bit charming, and completely original—just like the people who buy them.

Light it up. Laugh it off. Gift it forward.

Your favorite new candle is waiting to be discovered.

Standard Shipping
3 to 4 business days