{"product_id":"card-dog-years-birthday","title":"Dog Years Birthday Card","description":"\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"ld2dlk\" data-start=\"81\" data-end=\"107\"\u003eDog Years Birthday Card\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"109\" data-end=\"286\"\u003eAging… but make it funny. This \u003cstrong data-start=\"140\" data-end=\"192\"\u003e“In dog years, you’re old as f*ck” birthday card\u003c\/strong\u003e is the perfect mix of humor and honesty—because what are birthdays without a little roasting?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"288\" data-end=\"407\"\u003eIt’s cheeky, unexpected, and guaranteed to get a laugh (or at least a shocked smile). And hey… it’s all said with love.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"1k6lvbx\" data-start=\"409\" data-end=\"422\"\u003eThe vibe:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"423\" data-end=\"478\"\u003e✨ funny + bold\u003cbr data-start=\"437\" data-end=\"440\"\u003e✨ a little savage\u003cbr data-start=\"457\" data-end=\"460\"\u003e✨ birthday humor\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"86qg72\" data-start=\"480\" data-end=\"492\"\u003eDetails:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"493\" data-end=\"589\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"4gwyw4\" data-start=\"493\" data-end=\"528\"\u003eA2 greeting card (4.25\" x 5.5\")\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"rkrjl\" data-start=\"529\" data-end=\"555\"\u003ePrinted on 110lb paper\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1edd7kv\" data-start=\"556\" data-end=\"589\"\u003eBlank inside for your message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"591\" data-end=\"629\"\u003eA little roast… for their special day.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Ash + Chess","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47238114082978,"sku":"c195","price":5.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0580\/6954\/9218\/files\/1e18a9692b902bab83cd33d642f2204909a5be200de683a7b1a56a5b05a36ed7.jpg?v=1777834411","url":"https:\/\/forthelovelv.com\/products\/card-dog-years-birthday","provider":"For the love, LV","version":"1.0","type":"link"}